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Boris Fishman
United States
just a typical college student. I breakdance, chill, and play video games. and schoolworks fits somewhere in there too.

Current Residence: MSU
deviantWEAR sizing preference: L for everything but hoodies XL for hoodies
Favourite genre of music: rock, techno, ska
Favourite style of art: digital art
Operating System: Windows 7 Home, Linux Mint 9
MP3 player of choice: ZuneHD
Wallpaper of choice: various
Favourite cartoon character: kakashi, ichigo, Aizen, orochimaru
Personal Quote: "Everything is flamable under correct conditions"
In light of all my serious entries as of late i decided to write this one for the lulz.
the title says it all. what i learned is stated first followed by the source in parentheses

Things i shouldnt have taken away from music:
4x4=12 (deadmau5)
2+2=5 (radiohead)
if your getting mugged, ask the man why and he'll tell you in song and forget to mug you (Cage the Elephant)
if you plan on sleeping around dont do with the fishermans daughter, your wife will find and shoot you (Streetlight Manifesto)
You can smoke as much weed and go to big electronic shows and never have money problems (showtek)
making songs about loosing then find love is the best way to loose and find your love (basshunter)
If you want to pick up a punk rock girl ask her if she has a beau and shes yours (streetlight manifesto)
never make a promise to never hurt yourself, you'll end up like scarface (streetlight manifesto)

Things i shouldnt have taken away from movies:
if your irish and have a twin brother, you can get away with murder. provided you have a non-irish,non-white sidekick (boondock saints)
having a split personallity that fights is a great way to meet a girl (fight club)
taking a persons motorcycle is completely ok if you just murdered said person(Pulp Fiction)
if you snort heorin your not dead, you can be saved if you get stabbed by adrenaline (pulp fiction)

Things i shouldnt have taken away from TV:
all adults speak as if they are a trombone with a wah-wah mute(Peanuts)
There are no parents. Only teachers. (Peanuts)
missing about 12 months is totally ok with your mom after 45 minutes of getting to know the person who you ran away
with (doctor who)
Chill with a purple dinosaur, your parents will disappear and you'll always have fun. (Barney)

thanks to :icondeadlymetal: for adding to my list for the premis of TV
  • Listening to: Wild west end-dire straits
  • Reading: Text
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

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LetsSaveTheUniverse Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Student Filmographer
Thanks for the :+fav: on my 'Do. Not. Blink. - stamp'

Much appreciated! :la:
FallenUmbrella Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave on my stamp :huggle:
LadyIlona1984 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
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EdgarPoe190 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
Thanks for the fav. :)
cocoagirl654 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
happy birthday!
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